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Spotted: 100 of the best Gossip Girl Quotes Ever! XOXO

Gossip girl is one of the best tv shows of all time. Decided to relive the days of watching gossip girl with some of the best gossip girl quotes.

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Gossip Girl Quotes   

Blair Quotes

Blair is probably my favourite gossip girl character and the one I most relate to. Here are my favourite gossip girl blair quotes:

“Three words, eight letters, say it and I’m yours.”

“I kissed someone. And it was truly a life-changing experience.”

“Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”

“You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”

“He ended up treating me like something he owned instead of something he earned.”

“Don’t go all Notebook on me. Not now. I need you.”

“Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.”

“Just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”

“I’m sick of always looking like Darth Vader next to Sunshine Barbie.”

“When and if we end up together, it has to be as equals.”

“If you really want something you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.”


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Chuck Bass Quotes

Chuck Bass is the ultimate bad boy and let’s face it we’re all in love with him. Here are the very best chuck bass quotes:

“Look, Serena, stop trying to pretend you’re a good girl. So you slept with your best friend’s boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.”

“You eat what I provide, practice what I preach and ’til I say so, the only girls you talk to are the ones I’ve paid for.”

“I have to object to you living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls? There’s a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.”

“My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate businessman.”

“Don’t mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It’s my signature.”

“Closure. The unattainable goal. In my personal experience the closest I’ve come to getting it is through massive amounts of hate sex. But that’s just me.”

“Get excited, Archibald. We are less than three hours away from horny Women’s Studies majors wanting to work out all their anger towards men in their bunk beds.”

“People like me don’t write books, they’re written about.”

“Is being dead that much worse than being nothing?”

“I plan on holding on to my youth for as long as possible.”

“Most of all, I’m sorry I gave up on us when you never did”

Serena Gossip Girl Quotes

Love her or hate her, Serena certainly has some epic 1 liner quotes in gossip girl.

“People don’t tell you who you are. You tell them.”

“Don’t understimate that ‘only you’.”

“People do have power over us even after they’re gone”

“Because I’m nice. You should try it sometimes.”

“If I cut everyone in my life who made a mistake, I wouldn’t have anyone left”

“Find a floatie to talk to, Chuck.”

“Earn the spotlight on your own merits. You’ll feel better”

“Dan: You’d really go out with some guy you don’t know?” “S: You can’t be worse than the guys I do know.”

“The hardest thing is watching someone you love, love someone else.”


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Dan Humphrey Quotes

Dirty little Dan. Here are my favourite Dan Humphrey Quotes:

“She doesn’t know me. Nobody knows me. It’s cool. It’s fine.”

“You’re no one until you’re talked about.”

“Ah, well, yesterday when you ended up with Chuck I was a little nervous about leaving for the whole summer. And I know you told me there were other people there and it was not romantic, but… come on. It’s Chuck.”

“This invitation isn’t about seduction, Georgina. It’s about scandal.”

“Yeah, well you’re fashion emergency was solved so I figured my work was done.”

“I think they’re just trying to make sure we’re a sane, stable couple. I guess they’ve had some trouble in the past. Apparently Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie broke up during their stay and it caused all kinds of drama.”

“I can’t think of any reason to hold back.”

“She probably thinks I hate her now. I’ve waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl. You know? Serena van der Woodsen. And I decide to close the evening with a wave”

“I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write the book about the Upper East Side. The book I should have written from the beginning.”

“Think they hate me?”

Gossip girl spotted quotes

Love the spotted line in gossip girl. Here are the very best gossip girl spotted quotes:

“Spotted — Lonely Boy’s rude awakening. Upper East Side Queens aren’t born at the top. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.”

“Spotted: Nate Archibald learning you don’t know a good thing until it’s gone… and found someone else.”

“Spotted on the steps of the Palace — Cinderella stepping onto a pumpkin instead of her carriage. Lucky for Lonely Boy, there’s more than one stable filling our inbox.”

“Spotted spinning at Wallman Rink, the Blair-capades. All the grace of Nancy Kerrigan, but packing the punch of Tonya Harding.”

“This just in, Asher Hornsby has been spotted locking lips before class but not with his girlfriend. Looks like gentlemen don’t prefer blondes, Little J, they prefer other gentlemen. Is this just another round of blanks fired between B and Little J? I’m tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. This is the last item that goes to press without proof”

“Spotted: N and B, hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel. Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a threeway or a D-Day?”

“Spotted, Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain fishing for change. Blair Waldorf seen dallying with an off-duty doorman at the Blarney Stone on a Monday night. It looks like the battle between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. Who’s sending this debasing dish? I have a feeling.”

“Spotted, B. and C. reunited to defend S.’s honor. With friends like these, who needs armies?”

“Gossip Girl here, welcoming you to the New Year. When Manhattanites who flew south for the sun return to their Park Avenue perches. Which means I have a lot of catching up to do. Word is, Serena van der Woodsen tangoed in the New Year in the plazas of Buenos Aires. Guess that means Lonely Boy was all alone when the clock tolled twelve. And what of Little J? Rumor is she’s trading runways for hallways. So long high fashion, hello high school. Blair Waldorf has been spotted making inroads at The Colony Club. With high school nearing its end, has Queen B. found a new social ladder to climb? So the only real question remaining: Where in the world is Chuck Bass? And is he ever coming back?”

Gossip girl narrator quotes

My favourite gossip girl narrator quotes are these beauties!

“Welcome back, Upper East Siders. After a long, hot summer away I see it didn’t take much time for you to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let’s get to the good stuff shall we? Spotted: Chuck Bass up to his old tricks.…”

“Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock’s ticking.”

“I bet you’re wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Truth is, I never went to bed. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better?”

“This just in: due to a dumpster dive outside a well-known Fifth Avenue pre-war, it appears someone we know and love is in a family way. So this is your humble Gossip Girl issuing an APPB. Who could the mother of our next scandal be? Gossip Girl: At least this…”

“Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: “Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen.” Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for “boarding school”? And just…”

“Why’d she leave? Why’d she return? Send me all the deets. And who am I? That’s the secret I’ll never tell. The only one. —XOXO. Gossip Girl.”

“Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite. For destruction, that is.”

“Nothing beats a summer abroad. But when travelling far from home it’s always nice to bring along an old friend from the neighborhood. Cobblestones and Cafe de Flore. Serena’s locked down the Left Bank and become a muse to us all. Meanwhile, Blair rules the Right Bank. Storming the shops…”

“Serena’s visit was short. And apparently not very sweet. But you know what is? Revenge. We hear it’s best served cold. Who’s hungry?”

“Looks like Little J might end up with a boy and a ticket to the inner circle. Or will he end up with another victim? I told you I love parties.”

Gossip girl quotes about friendship

I’m a huge sucker for quotes about friendship. Here are my favourite gossip girl quotes about friendship *cue crying*

“All of the boyfriends and mean girls and teachers, and our crazy mothers, we went through it together. We raised each other.” 

“We’re sisters. You’re my family. What is you is me. There’s nothing you could ever say that would make me let go.”

“My world is falling apart, and you’re the only one who would understand.”

“We don’t judge. We’re the Non Judging Breakfast Club, we’re your best friends.”

“Look, Blair’s my best friend and you’re her boyfriend. And she loves you. That’s the way things are supposed to be.” 

“I need you here.” 

“You’re my sister”

“If you’re gonna be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.”

“As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there’s no denying we’d be a little less rich without them.”

“I don’t care about dating a prince. I don’t care about dating anyone. I just care about you.” 

“And right now, I am with exactly who I wanna be with. My best friend.”


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Gossip girl Instagram captions

Here are the best gossip girl quotes for Instagram captions:

We make our own fairytales.” – Blair

As you can see, I survived without you.” – Blair

“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”

Destiny is for losers. Its just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.” – Blair

Life with you could never be boring.-Chuck Bass

“The next time you forget you’re Blair Waldorf, remember I’m Chuck Bass. And I love you.”

As long as we have each other, were both gonna be okay. Serena

“Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there’s a website you can go to.”

Id ask how you are, but I dont really care. Serena

Gossip girl Quotes Chuck & Blair

The MOST perfect Chuck & Blair quotes:

“You sounds like a jealous boyfriend”

“Love me? Always.”

“Maybe I don’t want you anymore. Don’t torture me.”

“We do belong together. We are both sick and twisted”

“I love you Chuck and I’ll always be your family”

“When we’re together, you’re all I think about”

“Are you ok? I am now”

“All you have to do is say those three magic words. I hate you.”

“If two people are meant to be together, they’ll eventually find their way back”

“Don’t worry I’ll protect you. I’ll do anything for you.”


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XOXO Gossip girl Quotes

Why’d she leave? Why’d she return? Send me all the deets. And who am I? That’s the secret I’ll never tell. The only one. —XOXO. Gossip Girl.

And as for me, I can see clearly now. XOXO —Gossip Girl.

Waiting for the fallout. XOXO —Gossip Girl.

They say a leopard can’t change his spots. But some things do change. The path not taken can become a road trip. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. And whether they’re sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Grab your shades and your sunblock. This one looks like a scorcher. Until next time. You know you love me. XOXO —Gossip Girl

Friends or lovers, moving in is risky business. Any time the rules change, you don’t know how they’ll change you. We take the risk because the payoff can be so great. But the truth is, we never truly know who we’re living with. Or the company they keep. Better watch out, kids. Trouble’s moving in and it’s looking to make the Upper East Side its bitch. XOXO.

If I were you, S., I’d be worried. In the city that never sleeps a lot can happen in one night. Sweet dreams, Serena. —XOXO Gossip Girl.

Then there are those boxes you wish you had never opened. have a holly jolly Christmas. XOXO.—Gossip Girl.

One good scandal deserves another. Wonder who’s going down next? Everybody, if B has anything to say about it. You know you love me. XOXO Gossip Girl

And sometimes we let someone in, only to be left out in the cold. Yet sometimes, despite what we may want, the door just has too many locks. XOXO —Gossip Girl.

On the Upper East Side, you may stand down but you can never give up. And the bitterest feuds are always labors of love. … But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had. … So if you want peace, always be prepared for war. XOXO —Gossip Girl

So there it is 100 of my very favourite gossip girl quotes! Which is your favourite?


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    MC Miller is a travel blogger and writer who has travelled America extensively and abroad to over 80 countries. He founded Couple Travel The World in 2017. Since then, he has spent over 6 years on the road as a full time travel couple. When he not traveling he likes to spend quality time with his partner Bett, planning our their next date or romantic getaway!

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Tuesday 29th of October 2019

Hi, just wanted to say, I loved this article and love gossip girl! Keep on posting!

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Friday 8th of November 2019

Thanks Jurgen. Totally in love with the gossip girl series too and very excited for a revamp of the program. The relationship between Chuck and Blair is my absolute favourite. What a love story!