There is no denying that Las Vegas is a cool place and very instagrammable! Here are 100+ Las Vegas quotes to (hopefully) inspire you to visit Las Vegas or if you have already been use as awesome Instagram captions!
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100+ Las Vegas Quotes for inspiring Instagram captions
Below are some of our very favourite Las Vegas quotes for Instagram captions:
“Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” – Chuck Palahnuik
“City of lights, smiles, and memories.”
“Shiniest place on Earth.”
“Life is more fun with games.”
“Vegas is everything that’s right with America.” – Drew Carey
“The shiniest mirage.”
“Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile.” – Christopher Byford
“Because if you’re not winning, then what are you doing?”
“Keep calm and play poker.”
“I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill.” – Robert A. Heinlein
“What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.” – Dane Cook
“Man, I really like Vegas.” – Elvis Presley
“Keep calm and go to Vegas.”
“Viva Las Vegas”
“The sky’s the limit.”
“Meanwhile, in Vegas…”
Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating.
“Boy, you get greedy in Vegas.” – Louie Anderson
“Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.” – Jason Love
“Desert rose.”
“The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.” – Chris Bachelder
“Boy, you get greedy in Vegas.” – Louie Anderson
“Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.” – Artie Lange
“Alcohol you later!”
“Life’s a game and men the gamblers. They’ll stake their whole pile on the one chance in a thousand. Take away that one chance, and – they won’t play.” – Jack London
“Life is like a poker game; it’s not what you’re given – it’s how you use it.”
“Go rich, come home richer.”
“The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster.” – Jace Clayton
“It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!” – James Hauenstein
“Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.” – Steven Brust
“The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.” – Michelle Madow
“Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.” – Val Saintsbury
If you’re visiting Vegas on vacation check out our ultimate guide to the best travel captions which are perfect for any vacation
Funny Las Vegas Quotes
If you are looking for a funny Las Vegas quote these are the best ones to use:
“There are no clocks in a Las Vegas gambling casino. “
“Vegas is the answer no matter the question.”
“Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Vegas.”
“I’m always in ’Paradise’ when I go to Vegas (lol).” – FB fan Dee Jay Eric Vee
“While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.” – J.R. Moehringer
“I’d just like to apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas.”
“Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.” – Jason Love
“Kids make Goa plans, adults make Vegas plans, and legends cancel all the plans.”
“Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.” – Steve Wynn
“Goodbye reality, hello Vegas.”
“Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams and a little bit of crazy.” –Michael Mcdonald
“Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says, GOODBYE.” – Frank Sinatra
“Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.” —Merv Griffin
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing.”
“I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.” – David LaChapelle
“[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.” – Marlene Dietrich
“In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.” —Walter Wykes
“Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.” —Evan Esar
“Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.” —Todd Phillips
“Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.” —Brin-Jonathan Butler
“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” —Artie Lange
“Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?” —Jeff Maguire
“Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” —Jonathan Clements
“I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.” – Tom Waits
“I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.” – Adam Sandler
Las Vegas Wedding Quotes
What is better than a wedding than a Las Vegas wedding!? If you are in Las Vegas for a romantic getaway you might like to check out some fun things to do for couples in Las Vegas.
Otherwise, here are some quotes about Las Vegas weddings:
“We can’t afford a Las Vegas wedding.” – Bill Scranton
“I’ve been married before, but I’ve never had my dream wedding in Vegas. I wanted to do it there because it’s casual, quick, not religious and, most of all, very romantic.” – Sinead O’Conner
“I was born out of a Vegas marriage: my parents got married three days after they met.” – Elle King
“As I said before, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and that means that Pennsylvania did not have jurisdiction over the contract of marriage that occurred in Las Vegas, Nevada.” – Larry Burns
“I hadn’t been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn’t show for my wedding.” – Sammy Davis, Jr.
“Marriage is a big deal. But who’s to say I’m not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it’s like for a minute?” – Lindsay Lohan
“They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay man who’ve been together for twenty-five years can’t get married, but a gay can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved.” – Lea DeLaria
“I haven’t seen so many side burns since West Side Story.” – Honeymoon in Vegas
Las Vegas Captions From The Hangover Movie
Ahh, The Hangover! One of our all time favourite movies. Here are the best Las Vegas quotes from the Hangover:
Sid:Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.
Alan:VEGAS! VEGAS, BABY! VEGAS!
Alan: How ’bout that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, ‘Wait a second, could it be?’ And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
“Why can’t we remember anything that happened last night?” – The Hangover
“You probably get this a lot. This isn’t real Caesars Palace. is it? Did Caesar live here?” — Alan
Someone staying at Caesars Palace please tag us with this catchline!
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Legendary Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas Quotes + More from Hunter S Thompson
If you need the right words to convey your level of insobriety, a quote from Johnny Depp’s Raoul Duke will likely do the trick.
Or perhaps a quote from the man himself, Hunter S Thompson.
Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people — Raoul Duke
“Las Vegas: a savage journey to the heart of the American Dream.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Every now and then, when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas … with the music at the top volume and at least a pint of either.” – H.S. Thompson
“A little bit of this town goes a very long way.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.” —Hunter S. Thompson
Panic. It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. All these horrible realities began to dawn on me. There I was. Alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic god damned hotel bill to deal with. How would Horatio Alger handle this situation? Stay calm. Stay calm. — Raoul Duke
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers laughers….Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls [….] But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in this world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge…. — Raoul Duke
God help you if you find a way to work in one of those last 2 quotes unironically.
Famous Las Vegas Quotes
You might have heard these famous Las Vegas Quotes before!
“If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.” – Tony Curtis
“Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don’t make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.” – Walter Wykes
“I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do it in Vegas.” – Drew Carey
“I came to see that Las Vegas is not a freak but is, instead, deeply integrated with the rest of the country, and the world beyond. It is symptom, mirror, metaphor.” – Timothy O’Grady
“For decades, Las Vegas has loved Elvis Presley tender — and loved him true — but the King’s presence in modern day Sin City has lately been diminishing, one impersonator at a time.” – Cory Cooper
“Vegas is a celebration. “ – Jose Andres
“Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there.” —Drew Carey
“Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt.” – John Updike
“It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.” – Cinnamon Stomberger
“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas … but that doesn’t matter when you live there.” – Michelle Madow
“Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.” – Joan Didion
“Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.” – Don Rickles
“Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about.” – Oscar Goodman
“Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.” – Evan Esar
“In Las Vegas, it’s hard to decide which of the things you swore you’d never do again you’re going to do first.”
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More Famous Las Vegas Quotes
“Las Vegas was and is a hard town that will make you pay for your inability to restrain your desires…. If you have a weakness, Las Vegas will punish you.“ – Hal Rothman
“Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams.” —Concha Buika
“Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. “ – Eli Roth
“Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.” —Artie Lange
“I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles.” – J. Richard Singleton
“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but the 400-pound woman perched in front of a slot machine, oozing bum-flesh off her stool as she balanced a cocktail and cigarette in one hand and robotically tugged the slot arm with the other… that’s still with me.” – Brian Sack
“No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend.” —Hal Rothman
“Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America … and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas.” —Paul W. Papa
“Las Vegas is the entertainment capital of the world, where sleep is a mere inconvenience interrupting a continuous stream of fun and hedonism, and where everything is bigger, louder, flashier and trashier than anywhere else in the world.” – Jackie Staddon & Hilary Weston
“Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.” —Tom Wolfe
“I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.” —Mick Majerus
“Las Vegas history, the real Las Vegas history, makes fops and fools of even the most sincere explorers. The city’s story is riddled with blind alleys, dead ends, crazy twists, and outright fabrication.” – John L. Smith
“I’ve been in Vegas. That’s where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.” —Louie Anderson
“Las Vegas is perhaps the most color-blind, class-free place in America. As long as your cash or credit line holds out, no one gives a damn about your race, gender, national origin, sexual orientation, address, family lineage, voter registration or even your criminal arrest record. Money is the great leveler.” – Marc Cooper
“It is not economic development; it’s about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas.” —John Warren
“If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.” —Unknown
“Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It’s considered just fine to go into one of these windowless scary gambling-malls, drink yourself silly, lose your ass at roulette, and then go ogle showgirls with breast implants. Republicans do this now. Working-class folks do it in polyester stretch pants. It’s normal.” – Bruce Sterling
“Contemporary Las Vegas is astonishing. At night, it is a brilliant cluster of jewels of all shapes, sizes, and colors, glowing in the middle of a vast, black velvet canopy. By day, it is also an amazing sight, almost like a mirage. There is nothing but desert and rugged mountains all around, and then- in the middle of it all – one of the largest and fastest growing cities in the United States… truly an enigma. “ – Thomas Taj Ainlay
“Las Vegas exists chiefly to satisfy the needs and desires of its visitors, and this it does in spectacular fashion. Sin City has taken or re-created the best that other great cities have to offer and then upped the ante — making it bigger, grander, flashier.” – Scott Doggett
And when you thought we were finished with Vegas captions
“Las Vegas suggests that the thirst for places, for cities and gardens and wilderness, is unslaked, that people will still seek out the experience of wandering about in the open air to examine the architecture, the spectacles, and the stuff for sale, will still hanker after surprises and strangers.” – Rebecca Solnit
“The reason you should go to Las Vegas is because, for only the second time, the second time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It’s back!! And you have the opportunity to see it before it turns to salt.” – Lewis Black
“I go to Las Vegas–or at least I went to Las Vegas–because even though I knew everything that was sinister, calculating, and evil about it, I loved Las Vegas. Only in Vegas could I dare to fantasize that I was a Friend of Frank. Or that I was throwing the dice at Dino’s favorite table. Or that I might luck out and sip bourbon with Rickles after his last lounge show. The D.I. oozed that kind of heady fantasy.” – Marc Cooper
“The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, … But they say ‘What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.’ And as far as fashion is concerned, that’s a good thing.” – Joan Rivers
“I’d rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.” – Ray Romano
“There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley, dominating those diligent sprawling suburbs, the downtown city sneers like anything.” – Jan Morris
“I think the problem with Vegas is Las Vegas is trying to escape from itself, either rewrite history or make new history. All these properties that started Las Vegas, nothing’s there anymore.” – Cory Cooper
“For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.” – Tammy Bloezaken
“In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details. There is no possibility of visual escape into perceptual horizons of indeterminateness (left-right, forward-back, near-far), but, instead, only the pregnancy of enlarged, exaggerated and highlighted forms. Behind each lit-up sign no space is hollowed out, no incipient world. Everything is there, everything is flat. As thick as the giant advertising billboards that ubiquitously package it, loading it with naive and comic symbols, crude, schematic messages, Las Vegas is a city of literal superficiality.” – Bruce Begout
“In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.”
“I hate to break this to you, but Las Vegas is like an actual city. They have grocery stores, big-box retailers, schools and everything. I mean, there is even a stoplight or two! It’s crazy.” – Adam Rank
“In my view, the greatest trick ever pulled by anyone on the planet was Vegas — and now the rest of the US — convincing the club scene youngsters that it’s a good idea to spend $400 on a $20 bottle of vodka to sit in a so-called VIP area, served by a waitress who’s mainly comprised of plastic and makeup, all to look ever so slightly down on the non-VIP guests, who generally have exactly the same disposable income but are having their VIP experience the night before or the night after.” – Paul Sculpher
“I’ve always thought of Las Vegas as Los Angeles on its day off. There’s not any hierarchy of taste, and that’s what L.A. always was to me: It’s not really a town of culture – it’s a town of entertainment.” – James Turrell
“The thing I love about Vegas is there’s something for any type of mood you’re in and something for any kind of adventure you seek out.” – Christiana Tosi
“I just love coming to Vegas. There is always a good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me.” – Kelly Carlson
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