I’m so thrilled when I see you, when I hear your voice. It gives me butterflies in my stomach. Your smile skips my heartbeat. I feel complete every time I am with you.
My God you are so hot. Even my pants are falling for you. I’m going for a shower; wanna help me wash my back?
You are my whole world. You are the reason my life is brighter, happier and crazier.
I’m not flirting with you. I’m just trying to make you horny. I wish you day is as perfect as my butt. I love you as much as I love pizza.
No matter how much we fight, I still love you a lot. Forever and ever. You are so perfect and so I fight with you because I don’t want you to know that.