Miami is without doubt the most happening town in Florida – it has great beaches, awesome people watching and it is a port for incredible cruises. Here are 85+ Miami quotes to (hopefully) inspire you to visit Florida or if you have already been use as awesome Instagram captions!

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85+ Miami Quotes for inspiring instagram captions

Quotes from famous people

The best Miami Quotes as said by famous people are as follows:

  1. “I feel like Miami is way, way too hot.” – Fred Armisen
  2. “Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.” – Pauly D
  3. “A lot of times when I say I didn’t do anything I was actually in Miami doing a show.” – Girl Talk
  4. “Miami is my favorite art fair. I even surfed there one year.” – Richard Phillips
  5. “Having Miami in a state like Florida makes no sense. You may as well put Los Angeles in the middle of Arkansas. It’s not connected, it’s just bright and loud and big and… there.” – Caspar Vega, Southern Dust
  6. “I went down to Miami, and somebody saw me on the streets, and that’s how I got into modeling.” – Channing Tatum
  7. “In Miami, there’s a Latin flavor, and I just love every bit of it.” – Ryan Guzman
  8. “The thing that’s really cool for me about Miami Beach is you have this dichotomy between sunlight and family and happiness and innocence and then at night, darker, stranger mob conspiracy stuff sort of comes out. It seems like a storytelling engine. You can just keep writing about how those two worlds smash into each other.” – Mitch Glazer
  9. “As good as Miami is, we’d rather go to Miami.” – Luol Deng
  10. “Miami is one of the great places that is really sensual, physically beautiful place.” – Michael Mann
  11. “I love Rome for their calzones and New York City for the variety of quality eateries, but I absolutely fell in love with Miami for the stone crabs at Joe’s just off Ocean Drive – the best I’ve ever had, and the Cajun food. The steaks out there are colossal – it’s like having a shark and a cow on your plate.” – Paul Hollywood
  12. “My favorite city is Miami. It’s very fresh and the beach is sunny.” – Liu Wen
  13. “Miami is one of the great cultural melting pots in the world. I love working and living here.” – David Caruso
  14. “I think Miami is such a beautiful, sexy, gorgeous place. I love the people there.” – Minka Kelly
  15. “Is Miami America? Is it a state? Is it the South? … I love Miami for the same reason I love the places I love most around the world… it’s the mix here, this big, messy, dysfunctional hell broth of people from all over the world that make it so awesome and make it a place I want to keep coming back to. Also the food’s good.” – Anthony Bourdain
  16. “I suspect that most people in the world will travel through or at least wish to travel through Miami in their lifetimes. I think it is on the same level as seeing the pyramids in Giza for many people. But, Miami is slippery: It is a place that is always that distant orgiastic green light while also being a hot, tropical, and very real place.” – Jim Drain
  17. “I was actually born in Miami. We would spend the summers there growing up, so it’s like my second home.” – Dominik Garcia-Lorido
  18. “Miami, in many ways, is a quintessentially American city. The juxtaposition of showy wealth with dire pennilessness, the tussle of glitz and decay doesnt come any more marked than here.” – Tibor Fischer
  19. “Miami was always a town that was kind to me as a wrestler. It’s a great wrestling town, and it’s a great town, period. There’s so much to do in Miami.” – Ric Flair
  20. “I love Miami; I miss it so much. I miss the beach, the peace it brings you. I love the sound and smell of the sea.” – Genesis Rodriguez
  21. “The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” – Dave Barry
  22. “Miami is one of these places where diversity is in our blood, where, you know, if you want to go have a Nicaraguan breakfast, a Cuban lunch, and an American diner dinner, you do.” –Ana Navarro
  23. “In Miami they’re building all these hideous monstrosities. It’s just so easy to be an architect, once you’ve got the ability to do your computer drawings. They just knock off each other. There’s nothing creative in any of them.” – Barbara Hulanicki
  24. “The people in Miami are so different from anywhere else I’ve been in America. They’re so down to earth, really friendly, and quite self-effacing, with a good sense of humor. I’m not saying other parts of America don’t have a sense of humor, but Miami maybe has to have a really good sense of humor for lots of different reasons, and it works. It works for me.” – Tracey Emin
  25. “I absolutely love the balance between New York and Miami because I go to New York and I get so inspired and it’s really busy and it’s like the real city and then I come to Miami and I’m just in a happy place.” – Nina Agdal
  26. “What’s special about Miami is the collision of cultures. And the white sand beaches and fantastic restaurants.” – Jeffrey Dean Morgan
  27. “Anytime I get down to Miami, it’s a wonderful thing.” – Bill Goldberg
  28. “I am lucky enough to live in Miami so dinner on the beach with people I love is one of my favorite ways to relax.” – Adriana Lima
  29. “I really love Miami, but I don’t think the architecture matches the city. It’s a bit too commercial.” – Zaha Hadid
  30. “Miami Beach is a completely interesting hybrid because it is, on the one hand, a resort and, on the other hand, a real city. This condition of city and water on two sides I think is really amazing. And in the heart of that city, it has put an enormous convention center, an enormous physical presence.” – Rem Koolhaas
  31. “Miami, which has already aired, has this wonderful blend of Caribbean culture and Latin American culture and Southern American culture (talking about fried chicken). All those combine to make for a very very interesting array of ingredients, restaurants, and the chefs that come there. It also has great seafood, not to mention the glorious citrus that’s there. And all those things inform what you do – and they should.” – Padma Lakshmi
  32.  “My family lives in Miami, and I always envision myself, if something happens, it’d be like ‘The Day After Tomorrow’ where I walk across country to find my family. That would be the kind of person I would be. I feel like I wouldn’t be as scared. If it happens, it happens. You face it.” – Natalie Martinez
  33. “In the US you have New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Boston, Miami and dozens of other cities; a few of them have a really strong visual character. But even with those there is just too much space between them and too many people.” – Michael Bierut
  34. “I came to Miami for the first time during the winter, and naturally, I fell in love with the weather.” – Joanna Krupa
  35. “Miami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused.” – Dave Barry
  36. “People – just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.” – Dave Barry
  37. “I had learned something of Miami from people who had visited there, so I knew what to expect.” – Sidney Poitier
  38. “Look at what has happened to Miami. It has become a Third World country. You just pick it up and take it and move it someplace. You would never know you’re in the United States of America. You would certainly say you’re in a Third World country.” – Tom Tancredo
  39. “I will go to a nice restaurant in Miami, and no one sitting at the tables will notice me or even know who I am. Then everyone in the kitchen comes out and wants to take a picture.” Jorge Ramos
  40. “Miami is always my favorite town to work because it’s a short drive home.” – Big Show
  41. “It reminded me of what Dad said after every snail’s crawl home from Albany when snow hit.“It’s New York, people. It’s winter. We get snow. If you aren’t prepared to deal with it, move to Miami.” – Kelley Armstrong
  42. “Miami is the place where all great Medicare fraud schemes come from. It has a great concentration of professional criminals and old people.” – David Fahrenthold

Quotes from famous Sportspeople

Lots of basketballers, baseballers and footballers LOVE Miami. Here’s some of their most famous quotes about Miami:

  1. “The biggest thing is, I can never forget where I come from. That’s why I wear Miami on my sleeve. I never forget where I grew up.” – Manny Machado
  2. “I love Miami: great town, always loved it, a great place to play basketball.” – Chris Bosh
  3. “I love the crowds in Miami. I feel that is one of the tournaments where I get more support. That helps me a lot.” – Rafael Nadal
  4. “When I’m in Miami I like to go and watch basketball, the Miami Heat.” – Andy Murray
  5. “I don’t like all these flashy cities like L.A. or Miami. I don’t know if I could be the same player if I played in those cities.” – Giannis Antetokounmpo
  6. “I like anywhere with a beach. A beach and warm weather is all I really need. I like going to Florida – to Miami and to visit my mom in Fort Meyers.” – Rob Gronkowski
  7. “I love the Miami atmosphere.” – Shaquille O’Neal
  8. “Wherever you go, things change you. I mean, obviously moving to Miami and becoming part of the NBA has given me a different perspective on style than I had when I lived in Chicago or Milwaukee.” – Dwyane Wade
  9. “Miami will always be special to me.” – Christian Yelich
  10. “I’ve always had fun in Miami.” – Samuel Eto’o
  11. “I couldn’t sleep knowing I was going to leave my Miami. It’s always going to be my home, but it’s not the same.” – Hanley Ramirez
  12. “I’m a winner. Dwyane’s a winner. We’re going to bring winning to Miami.” – Chris Bosh
  13. “One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water and the beach – of course – and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.” – Oksana Baiul

Quotes from famous Miami Singers

  1.  “I actually love the summer. When I went to Miami on tour, I was actually like, ‘I love this place.’” – Mitski
  2. “You go to Los Angeles or New York or Miami or Chicago, and you see Latinos everywhere; they are involved in every part of American society. That’s why they have to start being represented in Hollywood, because an ‘Americano’ can’t walk down the street and not see a Latino.” – Thalia
  3. “In L.A. you can hide. I can hide at the beach, hide up in the hills. In Miami everybody is looking at you.” – Jamie Foxx
  4. “I think in L.A. everybody has a really cool flare, trendy style here. I think I kinda adapt be it I’m a little more trendy in L.A. Somewhere in New York, I could literally sit at a café and have a cappuccino and watch people walk by and it’s like a fashion show to me. Compared to somewhere like Miami where I literally wear beachwear all day and I can walk around barefoot. My style is consistent. It may bend a little bit according to cities, but that’s about it.” – Kelly Rowland
  5. “Miami’s not anybody’s poor cousin. It’s an aspiration to live in this town, not something you have to do to promote yourself like some of the larger cities.” – Iggy Pop
  6. “Miami’s never been more than a spit from New York.” –Iggy Pop
  7. “If there was any other place I would live, other than Miami, it would be California. It’s beautiful. The weather is just gorgeous, I love being here, too.” – Jon Secada
  8. “Miami is nothing like me, and that’s why I need to be here – it’s the opposite. I’m practical, where this place is moody, I’m stolid in my interior, where this place has a certain flair, and I’m materialistic in a sense that this place is fundamentally spiritual – there’s a quicksilver quality about this place.” – Iggy Pop

Miami Quotes from Rappers / DJs

  1. “Miami is really special place for me, particularly in U.S. It was one of the first places in the country to really embrace dance music, and I’ve been going there for many, many years.” – Tiesto
  2. “Sometimes, you might meet somebody that you love that’s turning into a ‘they.’ My key is invite them to Miami and take them to the ocean and let them jump off the boat in the ocean, on the sand bar, and cleanse off and pray and then go take a shower, and hopefully the ‘they’ is out of you.” – DJ Khaled
  3. “Being from Miami, you’re used to the fact that your home is a vacation spot. But that’s what makes Miami one of the best places in the world. We’re so rich in different cultures, being so close to Haiti, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico, and then you’ve got people who travel from all over the world just to come visit.” – Flo Rida
  4. “Miami has embraced me and I love them for that.” – Lil Wayne
  5. “For instance, I’m in Beverly Hills right now at a hotel. I told myself, “Man, it’s so beautiful out here. If I ever moved to L.A., I would probably want to buy a house in Beverly Hills.” The thing is, once I leave Beverly Hills, [I realize] there’s no bodegas in Beverly Hills. Once I leave L.A. and go back to Miami or if I go visit New York, it’s like, “Oh man, there’s the bodega.” What I’m saying is that you can’t forget the reality. Sometimes people take success and forget about reality.” – DJ Khaled
  6. “What’s so beautiful about Miami is that we support each other. We’re just one big family, not just the entertainers, just everyone in general.” – DJ Khaled
  7. “I already had three strikes against me. One, I have light skin. Two, I’m from Miami, which wasn’t getting looked at at the time. Three, I’m Cuban. But now, I’ve made everything that stacked against me into a virtue.” – Pitbull
  8. “But this is Miami, you can’t come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you’re all covered up in this heat, you’re gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It’s sweaty in Miami – but the diamonds will keep me cool.” – Lil’ Kim
  9. “I think just growing up in Miami, there’s gumbo of different cultures that influence us.” – Flo Rida
  10. “Growing up in Miami, having these different cultures and being inspired in so many ways musically has let me have a very long career, ’cause just when you think I’m gonna do this type of record, I go and do something else.” – Flo Rida
  11. “I like Miami in the winter: there’s no humidity, no bugs, no mosquitoes. You go out and wear your jacket, and you’re all good!” – Prince Royce

Funny Quotes 

The best funny Miami Quotes are as follows:

  1. Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.” – Lenny Bruce
  2. “Miami is just really fun whenever I go there. It’s like this post-apocalyptic Barbie world: everything is pink, and there’re palm trees everywhere. But then there are also all these people in crazy sunglasses, warehouses with sick parties where all the girls are covered in spikes and black leather. It’s a very weird place.” – Grimes
  3. “Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.” – Rick Riordan
  4. “Preparation in Miami is always good because of the weather.” – Paulie Malignaggi
  5. “The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!” – Jackie Gleason
  6. “As soon as I came to L.A., I was told that I was exotic. I’d think, But I’m from Miami! I’m as American as a cheeseburger!” – Genesis Rodriguez
  7. “Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.” – Dave Barry
  8. “Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.” She said, “We can’t do that!” I told her, “You did it last week!” – Henny Youngman
  9. “I like the Miami because I could play golf all winter.” – Arnold Palmer
  10. “I’ve only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.” – Larry the Cable Guy
  11. “Growing up in Miami, being Cuban is integrated into our culture. When we greet anyone, we give them a kiss on the cheek.” – Lauren Jauregui
  12. “Miami’s great. I love going there for a weekend of fun.” – Nina Agdal
  13. “In cities like Miami, my hair can get so frizzy, it looks crazy. I use TRESemm Extra Hold hairspray. I use a lot of it.” – Ana Ivanovic
  14. “I’m a Latina from Miami. I pity you if you think you’re going out-shout me.” – Ana Navarro

Miami Song Quotes

The best Miami song Quotes are as follows:

  1.  “I went to New York and Miami and hung out by the beach, and I love the American boys, so I wrote a song about it.” – Estelle
  2. “Bouncing in the club, where the heat is on, all night, on the beach till the break of down, I’m goin to Miami. Welcome to Miami.” – Miami by Will Smith

So there you have it – 85+ amazing Miami quotes for Instagram captions! Did we miss your favourite Miami quote?

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