Christmas Quotes for Instagram Captions
Merry Christmas everyone! I don’t care what anyone says it definitely is the happiest time of year!
If you are looking for something to caption your Christmas morning or perhaps in the lead up to Christmas, here are our favourite Christmas Instagram captions.
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Christmas Instagram Captions
Here are our favourite Christmas Instagram captions:
There’s a magic that comes with the very drop of first snow. And, when the first snow happens on Xmas day, well, that’s a wonderful thing.
That’s a wrap! Never thought this moment would arrive, but Xmas is ready!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!
“First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.” — Elf
Santa Claus definetely has the right idea: visit people only once a year.
Dear Santa, I’ve Been Good All year. Most of the Time. Once in a While. Ok Never.
“Have yourself a merry little Christmas.” —Frank Sinatra
May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas to you.
Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped.
Christmas Quotes & Captions With Friends
Here are our favourite Christmas Instagram captions for a Merry Xmas with friends:
If a fat old guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.
“Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.” – Larry Wilde
“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” – Bob Hope
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor
“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” – Eric Sevareid
“Christmas was definitely the best thing ever, even better than pizza. But instead of all her favorite toppings, Amitola was surrounded by all her favorite people.” – Aishabella Sheikh
“’I am here, forever, to protect you. To help you, to love you. To keep you happy.’ It was an oath that every elf knew, but never had to say. There was no prompt. At a certain age, two elves of nearly the same name would meet. Then one would say the oath, simply because they felt compelled to. It was more than a promise; it was a feeling. One that every single elf was born with.” – Kristina Aziz
“Christmas is, of course, the time to be home — in heart as well as body.” – Garry Moore
“Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving.” – B.C. Frorbes
“Mankind is a great, an immense family… This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.” – Pope John XXIII
“Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.” – Margaret Thatcher
“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime.” – Laura Ingalls Wilder
Christmas Party Quotes & Captions
Isn’t Xmas just one big party after all, here are our favourite Christmas Party captions.
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” – Norman Vincent Peale
“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” ― Eric Sevareid
“Christmas now surrounds us, Happiness is everywhere. Our hands are busy with many tasks as carols fill the air.” – Shirley Sallay
“That’s what Christmas memories are made from, they’re not planned, they’re not scheduled, nobody puts them in their blackberry, they just happen.” – Deck the Halls (2006)
“Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance—a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.” – Augusta E. Randel
“Every gift which is given, even though it be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.” – Pindar
“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” – Hamilton Wright Mabie
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – The Elft
“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.”
Festive Captions For Instagram
Here are our absolute favourite festive captions for instagram:
“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.” – Helen Steiner Rice
“God never gives someone a gift they are not capable of receiving. If He gives us the gift of Christmas, it is because we all have the ability to understand and receive it.” – Pope Francis
“It’s not how much we give but how much love we put into giving.” – Mother Theresa
“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” – Dr. Seuss
“Christmas now surrounds us, Happiness is everywhere. Our hands are busy with many tasks as carols fill the air.” – Shirley Sallay
“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” – Janice Maeditere
“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
“Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away.” – Norman Wesley Brooks
“The Christmas spirit is a spirit of giving and forgiving.” – James Cash Penney
“Christmas is a piece of one’s home that one carries in one’s heart.” – Freya Stark
“Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.” – Dr. Seuss
I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.
Couple Christmas Captions
Here are our favourite Couple Christmas Captions for Instagram:
“We’re snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be.” — “Sleigh Ride”
“For it is plain, as anyone can see. We’re simply meant to be.” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
“Later on, we’ll conspire, as we dream by the fire. To face unafraid, the plans that we’ve made, walking in a winter wonderland.” — “Winter Wonderland”
“Nothin’s under the tree, but I’m not blue cause I’ve got you, and baby you’ve got me. And this holiday we’re gonna be OK. We ain’t got much, but baby we’ve got us, and that’s all we need.” — Ryan Stevenson
Christmas may still be coming, but I’ve already got the best present.
Our first December to remember.
One day, you’ll meet someone who changes everything and who makes Christmas come early.
“Christmas isn’t Christmas ’til it happens in your heart.” — “Christmas Isn’t Christmas”
“We’re counting down the days until our first Christmas together.”
It’s beginning to look a lot like (our first) Christmas.
Christmas Lyrics For Captions
Christmas has the best songs although they can get annoying when they start to play on repeat at starbucks. Here are our favourite Christmas lyrics for captions:
“My world is filled with cheer and you this Christmas.” —Donny Hathaway
“The party’s on, the feeling’s here that only comes this time of year.” —Paul McCartney
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.” —Irving Berlin
“There’ll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow.” —Edward Pola and George Wyle
“I don’t know if there’ll be snow, but have a cup of cheer.”—Johnny Marks and Burl Ives
“There’s no place like home for the holidays.” —Robert Allen and Al Stillman
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” —Meredith Willson
“It hasn’t snowed a single flurry but Santa, dear, we’re in a hurry.” —Jerry Herman
“Have yourself a merry little Christmas.” —Judy Garland
“Christmas time is here.” —Lee Mendelson and Vince Guaraldi
Reindeer Captions
Reindeer are one of my favourite parts of Christmas. Here are our favourite Reindeer Captions:
“Reindeer are the very twinkling in the eye of the holiday that we call Christmas.” – Vector
“Reindeer are like metaphoric rain for Christmas lore: they soften the heart and give the soul dreams to grow on all year round.” – Unknown
“Reindeer are flight and motion and magic in moonlight beyond all recalling, made of Christmas dreams, spun from a place beyond all fearing.” – Unknown
“Reindeer are not just accompaniments or accessories to Christmas; they are the caboose and the train, literally.” – Unknown
“Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That’s why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson
“The reindeer are immortal. They are, in fact, the eight demiurges of reindeer-kind, and this accounts for their flying. Their names might sound whimsical, but they are the closest the human tongue can come to approximating the true names of the caribou lords.” – Catherynne M. Valente
“Camels are snobbish and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic– even murderous. Reindeer seem over-serious.” – Marianne Moore
“I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie ‘Meet Me in St. Louis,’ office parties and cookies.” – Mo Rocca
“To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It’s just so cold up there with my pants down.” – Dana Gould
If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a ‘Harold & Kumar’ movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer. – Hayden Scholossberg
White Christmas Captions
A white Christmas is totally the best Christmas. Here are our favourite white christmas instagram captions:
“Oh the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we’ve no place to go, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.” – ‘Let it Snow’
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” – Unknown
“The world changes when it snows.” – Unknown
“It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.”
“Snowflakes are winter’s butterflies.”
“Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.”
Christmas Quotes From Movies
Here are our favourite Christmas quotes from movies.
‘Merry Christmas, you filth animal!’ – Home Alone 1
“It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” — Scrooged (1998)
“That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned; they’re not scheduled. Nobody puts them in their blackberry. They just happen.” — Deck The Halls (2006)
“Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday.” — Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
“I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.” — A Christmas Carol (2009)
“Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved.” — Adult Ralphie from A Christmas Story” (1983)
Scrooge (Michael Caine): “Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow, Mr Cratchit.”
Kermit: “Uh, tomorrow’s Christmas, sir.” Scrooge: “Very well. You may gift wrap them.” – The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
“Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!” — It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
“Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know.” — (Lucy Van Pelt) A Charlie Brown Christmas” (1965)
“I gotta tell you, Santa, there’s something about this place that doesn’t seem quite… Kosher.” – (Arnold Schwarzenegger) Jingle All The Way (1996)
Crook One: “I’m going to buy them their Christmas turkey.” Crook Two: “Buy? Do you really mean ‘buy’?” Crook One: “Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part’s going to be stealing the money to pay for it.” – (Humphrey Bogart)We’re No Angels (1955).
Flirty Christmas Captions
Here are our favourite flirty Christmas captions that could be used for instagram or perhaps a cheeky, flirty text!
“All I want for Christmas is you.” – Mariah Carey
A magical night with a magical person.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
My best present is wrapped around my arms.
“First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.” – Unknown
Sweater weather is better together.
You are the fruit to my cake.
Getting Christmas cozy with my baby.
You are the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
Grinch Quotes For Instagram
We all know a grinch. Someone who just can’t stand Christmas. Here are some grinch Christmas quotes for them:
“Who said maybe Christmas he thought doesn’t come from a store Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more?” – The Grinch Stole Christmas
“It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” — The Grinch
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch
“Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” — The Grinch
“Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.” — The Grinch
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” — The Grinch
“That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! ‘I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.’ Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is…” — The Grinch
“I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.” — Lou Lou Who
“And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” — The Grinch
“Holiday who-be what-ee?” — The Grinch
Funny Christmas Quotes
Sometimes we need a funny quote at Christmas to lighten the mood. Here are our favourite funny Christmas quotes:
There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.
“The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Elf
Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.
I believe what the Santa Claus said about Christmas gifts and naughty kids, but I also know that if you truly know who you are, you are the only one that will be transferring the gift. The weaker kid will always be affected by the stronger.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Can’t wait to exchange all these presents.
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.
What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.
Religious Christmas Captions
Let’s not forget Christmas is a religious occasion. For those religious, here are some beautiful religious christmas captions:
“Off to one side sits a group of shepherds. They sit silently on the floor, perhaps perplexed, perhaps in awe, no doubt in amazement. Their night watch had been interrupted by an explosion of light from heaven and a symphony of angels. God goes to those who have time to hear him–and so on this cloudless night he went to simple shepherds.” – Max Lucado
“Good news from heaven the angels bring, Glad tidings to the earth they sing: To us this day a child is given, To crown us with the joy of heaven.” – Martin Luther
“You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father’s face and tell Him you have received His Christmas gift.” – John R. Rice
“At this Christmas when Christ comes, will He find a warm heart? Mark the season of Advent by loving and serving the others with God’s own love and concern.” – Mother Teresa
“We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faith knows this truly; let him rejoice.” – Pope Paul VI
“Peace with God, peace with others, and peace in your own heart.” – Rick Warren
“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.” – W.J. Cameron
“All the Christmas presents in the world are worth nothing without the presence of Christ.” – David Jeremiah
“Faith is salted and peppered through everything at Christmas. And I love at least one night by the Christmas tree to sing and feel the quiet holiness of that time that’s set apart to celebrate love, friendship, and God’s gift of the Christ child.” – Amy Grant
“Who can add to Christmas? The perfect motive is that God so loved the world. The perfect gift is that He gave His only Son. The only requirement is to believe in Him. The reward of faith is that you shall have everlasting life.” – Corrie Ten Boom
Xmas Captions from the Movie: Christmas Vacation(Griswolds)
To finish off with something light, let’s end with some quotes from the best Christmas movie of all time: Christmas Vacation:
“And we’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas…”
“This is a full-blown, full-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on. We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny *Bleep*ing Kayel.”
“And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
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