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76 Christmas Pick Up Lines that are Naughty and maybe Nice!

Looking for the best Christmas pick up lines to get lucky this silly season?

Pickup lines can be hit or miss depending on the context and delivery. Some people may find them cheesy or unoriginal (especially the good old dirty Christmas sayings), while others may appreciate the effort and humor.

During the cold and cozy holiday season, take advantage of the chance to impress your crush or long-time partner with some fun Christmas pick-up lines.

Whether it’s a new match on a dating app or someone you’ve been with for years, don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn up the heat and showcase your flirty creativity. Remember, these lines are only relevant during this special time of year, so make the most of it! It is like a Pumpkin Spice latte it isn’t around forever! 

To increase the chances of your pickup line being successful, it is important to pay attention to the timing and delivery. Approaching someone when they are engrossed in a conversation or on their phone is not ideal.

It is also not recommended to interrupt someone who is trying to get the bartender’s attention, unless you plan to be a hero and help them order a drink. Instead, wait for a window of opportunity, such as when their friend goes to the bathroom or there is a lull in their conversation.

If you are successful in your pick up line, why not plan a fun Christmas date idea to follow!

76 Christmas Pick Up Lines are Spicy and Fun!

Cheesy Christmas Lines

Pick up lines are always a bit cheesy let’s face it. So why not just lean into it? After-all, they don’t call it the silly season for no reason!

1. “Are you a snowflake? Because every time I see you, my heart melts.”
2. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine this Christmas?”
3. “If you were a snowman, I’d definitely want to build you up and keep you forever.”
4. “Do you hear those jingle bells? It’s the sound of my heart ringing for you.”
5. “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie and a total gingerbread heartthrob.”

Funny & Spicy Christmas Lines

1. “Are you a snowstorm? Because you make my heart race and my cheeks turn rosy.”
2. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine this Christmas and every other holiday?”
3. “If you were a reindeer, you’d definitely be Comet, because you’ve made my heart take off.”
4. “Is your name Chestnut? Because you’re roasting on an open fire in my heart.”
5. “Are you a snowball? Because you’re making my heart roll down the hill of love.”

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Flirty Christmas Pickup lines

Here are some great flirty Christmas messages for him:

1. “Can I take you out for a sleigh ride? Because you’re the only present I want this Christmas.”
2. “Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you make my heart jingle every time I see you.”
3. “You must be made of tinsel, because you light up the room and make everything sparkle.”
4. “Do you believe in love at frost sight, or should I walk by again?”
5. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t seem to melt away.”

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Dirty & Naughty Christmas Pick up lines

If you are feeling a little more daring you might like to try out some dirty Christmas pick up lines. Just remember these shouldn’t be used on a first date and probably not on a second or third date either as it may scare them away! Maybe they are a pick up line reserved for tinder IDK!

1. “Are you a Christmas ornament? Because I want to hang you on my tree and admire you all night long.”
2. “Is your name Santa? Because I’ve been naughty this year and I want you to put me on your ‘nice’ list.”
3. “I must be Rudolph, because my nose isn’t the only thing that’s red when I’m around you.”
4. “Do you want to be the star on top of my Christmas tree? Because you’re the top of my wish list.”
5. “If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right is Christmas, can I visit during the Holidays?”

Innocent

1. “Do you believe in Santa? Because meeting you feels like a Christmas miracle.”
2. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard of love.”
3. “You must be a Christmas angel, because being around you feels like being in heaven.”
4. “Do you want to be my Christmas wish? Because all I want is to spend the holidays with you.”
5. “If you were a Christmas cookie, you’d be the sweetest treat in the whole jar.”

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Creative

1. “Are you a Christmas light? Because you make everything around you shine brighter.”
2. “Take a picture with me so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.”
3. “If you were a present, you’d definitely be the one with the bow, because you’re the gift that keeps on giving.”
4. “Is your name North Pole? Because you’re magnetic, and I’m irresistibly drawn to you.”
5. “Do you like building snowmen? Because I’d love to build a future with you.”

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Bold

1. “Can I take you on a Christmas date? Because I’d love to sleigh with you all night long.”
2. “Is your name Christmas lights? Because when I see you, everything else fades into the background.”
3. “Do you believe in love at frost sight? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.”
4. “Interested in meeting Santa’s little helper?”
5. “Do you want to be my Christmas present? Because unwrapping you would be the highlight of my holiday season.”

Clever

1. “Are you made of tinsel? Because you add a touch of sparkle to my life.”
2. “You must be Christmas because I want to Merry you”
3. “If you were a snowflake, you’d be one in a million, and I’m lucky to have found you.”
4. “Is your name Carol? Because your smile is a melody that brightens up my day.”
5. “Do you believe in love at frost sight, or should I walk by again and make it snow?”

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Romantic

Everyone loves a romantic. Here are some romantic holiday pick up lines that you’ll love:

1. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.”
2. “If love were a snowflake, I’d want to be caught in a blizzard with you.”
3. “Is your name Mistletoe? Because every time I’m around you, I can’t help but kiss you.”
4. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Because being with you feels like a dream come true.”
5. “If you were a snowflake, you’d be the most beautiful one, and I’d never want you to melt away.”

Santa Claus pick up lines

Santa pick up lines are so totally a thing. Who knew? If you feel like trying some out, here are a few of our fav. Note: Most Santa lines fall into the naughty christmas sayings category so fair warning on that.

1. “Hi, Santa said you wished for me. That is smart, I’m good value.”
2. “Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.”
3. “Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
4.  “Forget Santa, you’re on my naughty list.”
5.  “Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.”

Something a bit special…

1. “Are you a book? Because I’d love to read you by the fireplace this Christmas.”
2. “Is your name Nutcracker? Because you’ve cracked open my heart and found a special place in it.”
3. “Do you like baking? Because we could make the sweetest memories in the kitchen this holiday season.”
4. “If you were a Christmas movie, you’d be my favorite, and I’d want to watch you over and over again.”
5. “Are you a music lover? Because together, we could create the most beautiful Christmas symphony.”

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Christmas Pick-Up Lines for Men to Use:

  1. “Are you an angel? Because I wouldn’t mind seeing you on top of my Christmas tree.”
  2. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… with you under me.”
  3. “You’re making my candy cane extra hard this holiday season.”
  4. “Your ornament is the only one I want to hang on my tree.”
  5. “I’d like to show you how well I lay pipe so your chimney doesn’t get clogged this year.”
  6. “If I was Santa, you’d be getting more than just presents in your stocking tonight.”
  7. “My Christmas list just had one thing on it and I’m looking right at him.”
  8. You’re the best gift I didn’t know I wanted. Let’s wrap things up under the mistletoe.”
  9. “I’ve got 9 inches of candy cane for you to enjoy.”
  10. Let’s get cozy by the fire – I’ll keep you warm all winter long.”

Christmas Pick-Up Lines for Women to Use

  1. “Are you a decoration? Because you’re lighting up my Christmas tree.”
  2. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
  3. “Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
  4. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your house again on Christmas Eve?”
  5. “You must be a present, because I can’t wait to unwrap you on Christmas morning.”
  6. “I heard you’re on Santa’s naughty list, but I’m willing to take the risk.”
  7. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes like a kid in a Christmas maze.”
  8. “I must be a reindeer because all I want for Christmas is you.”
  9. Is your name Jingle Bell? Because you’re making my heart ring.”
  10. “I hope you’re not a Grinch, because you’re stealing my heart.”

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Conversation starters to use at a Christmas event to flirt with someone:

  1. “What’s your favorite part about the holidays?” This gets the conversation started on a lighthearted note and gives you insight into what they value during this time of year.
  2. “Have you seen the mistletoe around here? I think we’re standing under it.” With a wink and a smile, this is a cheeky and flirtatious way to start a conversation.
  3. “What’s the best gift you’ve ever received?” This reveals something fun about their personality and interests while also implying the possibility of gift giving between the two of you.
  4. “What’s your favorite Christmas song/movie/tradition?” Discussing things you both enjoy related to the holidays is an easy way to bond and find common ground.
  5. “Have you tried the eggnog yet?” Offer to get them a drink, and use that as an opportunity to chat while you’re waiting and after you get the drinks.
  6. “What do you want Santa to bring you this year?” This playful question hints at the possibility of you being their gift while also getting to know what they desire.

When’s the Right Time to Use Christmas Pick-Up Lines?

When it comes to pick-up lines, they are typically used when meeting someone new, with the intention of getting to know them better.

However, there is no set time to use these lines. They can be used before or after introducing yourself, or even after spending a lot of time talking.

The key is to use them when you feel the timing is right and you want to show your interest or make them laugh.

For example, if you spot someone attractive at a bar, you could start with a simple line like asking for their name. If you’ve been chatting for a while and want to show your attraction, a more daring line could be used. However, it’s important to build rapport before using riskier lines.

How to Recover from a Failed Christmas Pick-up Line Attempt

  1. Laugh it off – Say something like “That didn’t come out right” or “That was a terrible line, I’m sorry!” with a self-deprecating laugh. This shows you can poke fun at yourself and don’t take yourself too seriously.
  2. Change the subject – Quickly move the conversation in a different direction by asking something more genuine, like “What are you up to tonight?” or “How do you know the host?” This can help get the interaction back on track.
  3. Be direct – Say something like “I’m sorry, that was a lame attempt at flirting. Can I start over?” This shows confidence and honesty, while also giving you a fresh start.
  4. Compliment them genuinely – Say something actually nice about them, like “You have a great smile” or “That color really suits you.” This shifts the focus to something more sincere.
  5. Make a joke – Try a self-deprecating joke like “So that line didn’t work, but I promise I have better material!” or “I swear I’m usually much smoother.” This shows you can laugh at yourself.
  6. Admit defeat – Say “Okay, I give up. You win. Now I just have to figure out a better way to start this conversation.” This shows humility and a willingness to be vulnerable.

The key is to show confidence, humor and sincerity in your response. Focus on genuinely connecting with the person, rather than trying to “win them over” with a clever line.

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