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Best Tinder Pick Up Lines That Actually Work in 2023

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Everyone on tinder is saying “Hi there” or sending a rude picture and while this may have worked in 2019, it simply just isn’t cutting it in 2023. So, if you actually want to have some level of success on tinder this year, you really are going to have to do better than that – justsayin!

This year when you start up a conversation on tinder and what to convert it, you are going to have to come up with something good, an epic tinder Opener that is going to lead the other person to believe that you might actually be worth talking to. Like your time, the person on the other end of the “line”‘s time is also valuable so they don’t want to waste it.

That being said here are 50+ great tinder chat up lines including ones that are cute, funny or sexy – depending on your personality and the vibe you are going for! Tinder pick-up lines that actually work!

You might also like to check out the Tinder vs Bumble vs Hinge debate to see which is the best dating app for you!

Best Tinder Pick up Lines for 2023: TOP Opening Lines

Cute Pick up Lines For Tinder (Disclaimer: They Might be Cheesy!)

Opposites attract, you know. So why don’t you go north and I’ll go south? 

Because I sure am wrapped up in you – You must be my fav blanket <3

I woke up thinking today was just groundhog day, and then I saw your photo on my app. Wow

What size shoes do you wear? I’m currently searching for my soulmate.

Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?

Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

My grandpa says if I like you I should say ”you are all that and a bag of chips.”

Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

The next time someone asks me for my type I’m just going to show then your profile.

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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Best Funny Pick-up Lines

You would look really Gouda in your pics. Joking of course 😉

Do you know a real estate agent? I’m trying to make a move here.

You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity.

Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet and I wanna spoon you.

Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!

Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.

Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we match again?

I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy

Great Cheesy Pick up Lines

Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. *Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.

Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? (Yes.). That’s the spirit!

In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?

Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

Great Dad Jokes for Tinder

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

You’ve got everything I’ve been swiping for, and believe me—I’ve been swiping a long time.

Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet.

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

Interesting Good One Liners

Does your name happen to be Belle, because you’re gorgeous, and I want to ring you.

I didn’t think I’d see anyone I’d like on here until I saw your profile.

You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?

Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.

Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

If you were a dessert, what would you be?

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?

Tell me two truths and a lie.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

You dropped something: My jaw.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

Your hand seems pretty heavy … let me hold it for you.

Dirty Sexy Pick up Lines For Tinder

My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

You have a bit of cute on your face.

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!

Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, tell me more about yourself.

You look like trouble. I like it.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Hi, I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?

You’re so hot, I’d Instagram you without a filter.

Try a Nerdy Pick up Line

You must be a train conductor because you have stopped me in my tracks.

I asked my Magic-8 Ball if I should write to you. It said “yes, definitely.”

So, do you come out into the real world often?

If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.

If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.

My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.

We’re a match made in heaven Tinder.

What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?

Clever Tinder Pick up Lines

Do you brush with LEDs? Your smile could light up the room.

Favorite cuisine: Thai, Italian or French?

Weird! You look just like my date next week.

I guess this is the moment Kelly Clarkson said people wait a lifetime for.

If you could be any superhero, who would you be?

Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

So I’ve been trying to figure out a good way to ask out someone like you. Got any ideas?

What’s your definition of a good day?

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I swipe by again?

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

Are you still using Internet Explorer, you must like it slow and dangerous.

Of all your curves, your smile is my favorite.

The Best One Liners

My partner has insisted on contributing some corny lines which have shamelessly tickled his pickle over time browsing reddit. He believes these funny tinder pick up lines will actually work. I have much less faith. Prove me wrong boys and girls. Let us know in the comments below …

Are you from the Himalayas? Because I wanted to see your nepals

I was going to offer to paint you but you’re clearly already a work of art

Are you a brain tumor? Because you’re on my mind and it’s killing me

Are you Jack Daniels? Because I want you in me all night and regret it the next day

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need

Roses are red, you’re so great … pick up lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

Tip – If its Christmas throw in one of these naughty Christmas pick up lines into the mix!


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